I’m not fat I’m perfectly plush, I’m not slow I just don’t like to rush, I don’t growl I snort with delight, I’m not a pig I’m a Pug alright

I’m cute as a button with crinkles and rolls, And if you’re not looking I’ll come chew your toes, My brown eyes are bulgy my tongue curls out, My face is all wrinkled pushed in by my snout

I laze around most of the day, After a very short time of play, A Pugs life is simple A Pugs life is fun, A Pugs life is spent in the shade not the sun

I’ll say it again I’m not fat I’m not slow, I just dont have anywhere to go, So the next time you see that my skin’s not too tight, Remember who I am I’m a Pug allright.

- Author Paula Rodrigues